屌,我即刻茶都噴埋出黎!! 

「喂,同你講呀。 」我指一指虧佬。我繼續食飯。 

「No. I talking to you.」日本妹話。唔岩grammar  

「下?」我嚇到唔知笑好定驚好。「No. I have girlfriend in Hong Kong. He is single. 」我指一指虧佬。 

「ああ...」日本妹好似唔係幾開心。 



虧佬笑到收唔到聲:「你咪咁樣拒絕人啦!  」 

死虧佬又係度懶好人!但我望住可愛日本妹,又真係唔忍心搞到人地告白失敗既。  

「.. Maybe you can be the girlfriend.. in Japan only...」我細細聲講。 

日本妹即刻笑起上黎,然後跑埋黎我隔離坐。 

「喂喂,我連你叫咩名都未知呀..」我同佢講。當然佢唔知我講乜啦  ,只係笑。 



呢個時候好靚好靚既果個日本女士行左出黎,睇黎佢年紀大我少少,我諗三十歲上下啦。風韻猶存。佢同我鞠左個躬,然後講左一大堆日文。我就唔用google translate果堆日文出黎啦。 

「Hey.. what does she say?」我同日本妹講。 

「My mum said.. She agree ..you .. my boyfriend. 」日本妹話。 

「下!」我即刻從飯檯企起身,同呢個日本媽媽鞠返個躬。「乜咁厚禮呀送個女比我...仲見埋家長添呀無啦啦?   」 

日本媽媽完全聽唔明我講乜,好客氣咁捉住我隻手講左一大堆日文。聽得出應該係客氣說話啦。  



「係..係...」我只能咁講。 

「你死啦..Benetta知你就死啦..  」虧佬一路食飯一路笑。 

「屌 你唔幫手!  」我話。 

「點幫呀?」虧佬話。


日本媽