Priscilla,我真係唔應該對你咁好,你send啲咁嘅相俾Beverly做乜呀,你係咪想拆散我同Beverly呀...我今次瀨嘢喇...
『Vincent,你琴晚同Priscilla究竟做過咩嚟呀!??
   點解你哋會瞓喺同一張床架?同埋Priscilla做咩冇着衫架!?點解佢塊面紅晒架?
   你自己睇下佢寫咗啲咩?』
(琴晚呀信趁我屋企冇人嗰陣偷偷哋走上我度,抱我上床仲夾硬除咗我件衫,又搵嘢喺我後面磨下磨下,整到我叫得好大聲呀,佢仲叫我瞓好啲添呀,好衰呀佢😏)
乜...乜叉嘢環境呀而家...危急情況,唔好嘥時間打字喇,直接打俾佢。
「Beverly,你冷靜啲聽我解釋先,好唔好,成件事好大誤會!!!你千奇唔好聽Priscilla片面之詞,雖然佢講嘅嘢全部都有發生過,但係,但係!!!唔係你諗到嘅咁樣,OK?」
「Vincent,趁我未扭你耳仔之前你好快啲解釋你哋琴晚做過啲咩嚟!?」死喇...唔聽Beverly把聲都唔知原來佢比我想像中嬲咁多,唉,都唔知佢仲要嬲我幾耐。
「琴晚,係Priscilla打電話嚟同我講,佢覺得好辛苦,我聽佢把聲覺得佢好唔妥,先走咗去佢屋企去照顧佢,至於我抱佢上床係佢冇力行,我先孭佢架...仲有佢嗰陣成身汗,我梗係要幫佢抹啦,如果唔係佢會病得越嚟越犀利...之後嗰兩句係我唔記得開熱水,整到條毛巾太凍先會一掂到佢令到佢叫出聲,同埋佢病咗當然要瞓好啲啦,咪佢點休息呀...」
當然過程中Beverly打斷咗我無數次啦,大概我每講一句佢就話我講大話呀,掩釋呀諸如此類啦...結果我淨係將琴晚發生嘅事一五一十咁話俾Beverly聽,都搞咗成半個鐘...


「點解你唔琴晚同我講呀,我琴晚完全搵唔到你喎...」
「咁我諗住叉電嗰陣Priscilla打嚟吖嘛,我咪一路喺去佢屋企嗰段路上面同佢講嘢囉,我驚佢會隨時暈低呀...咁去到佢嗰度,已經得返幾%電,你梗係搵我唔到啦...」
「點解Priscilla病咗係你照顧佢架,佢屋企人呢?」
「我...我咪係佢屋企人囉!!哈...」
「咁...咁我都係...」吓...哦...因為佢之前講過佢遲啲都會係我屋企人,我頂...「Priscilla都係我嘅好朋友,我都會擔心佢架...」
「哦...咁...咁下次佢有咩頭暈身慶我第一時間通知返你...唉你唔好扭計啦,我聽日陪你出街囉...好冇?」
唉,你以為出街拍拖又有得寫好多嘢?冇...因為我要當面同佢重新解釋過成件事...「你原諒我啦Beverly,我哋好安份架...唔會搞出啲咩...」
「其實我唔介意你哋一齊做啲咩...但係Vincent你可唔可以話返俾我聽你哋一齊做過啲咩啫...」喂,我琴日夠有講返俾你聽啦,你咪又係發晒脾氣咁...但係講到底都係我問題嘅,邊有女仔鍾意自己男朋友對住另一個女仔多過對住自己架...
「對唔住呀Beverly,明明你先係我女朋友但係我就同佢咁親密,你一定成日呷醋勒,我應承你,以後唔會令你咁不安,OK?錫返。」
終於,終於擺平咗件事...你以為啦!!!一返返學,我一入門口就成班友圍住我,仲有啲係我完全冇傾過計嘅同學...


「嘩,唔聲唔聲,原來呀信你同Priscilla已經發展到咁嗱?你爽啦,咁正嘅女仔你都食到...妒忌死我哋班男仔喇...」所以呢位同學你叫咩名?我同你同班架?
後面亦都傳嚟一堆八婆嘅討論聲音,當然佢哋從來都唔會理人感受,我就聽到晒佢哋講嘅嘢...「佢憑咩呀...肯定呀,係趁人哋分手嗰陣乘人之危啦...」總之就係一堆難聽嘅說話,我聽到真係好嬲,你哋同Priscilla係朋友嚟架喎...你話我都好吖...但係你咁樣講嘢其實咪仲唔尊重Priscilla,講到佢好似係一個唔識諗嘢嘅人咁...我差啲就忍唔住鬧佢哋架喇,但係我知到呢個係圈套,如果我反駁佢哋,佢哋就會多咗一堆正當理由鬧我...所以我忍住冇出到聲。
Toby喺呢個時候拉咗我埋去佢個位度...「信,搞乜春呀你...你有女朋友架喎,你做咩會同Priscilla搞埋啲咁嘅嘢架!?」
「師兄,你唔係唔知Priscilla最鍾意玩嘢架咩?你咁都信?我一陣先同你解釋...」
我返返自己個位,Priscilla同Beverly望落就同平時一樣,佢哋好似冇俾呢件事影響到咁喎...但係係Priscilla po上Whatsapp佪班group架...你搞到Beverly呀!!!
「Priscilla,好好玩呀?好彩我同Beverly平時夠低調...冇人知道我哋一齊緊啫,如果唔係我仲唔俾人小到上天花板?」「Beverly,我去同返佢哋講你先係我女朋友,你唔洗擔心。」
「唔好啦Vincent,你越解釋佢哋咪越多話題...我諗...我諗過一陣就會冇嘢架喇...」
班主任呢個時候入嚟﹐「喂喂喂,咩事咁嘈,坐返好喇吓大家,打咗鐘架喇!」
到咗小息,Toby即刻過咗嚟問我到底搞邊科,但係唔知點解身邊多咗四個男仔同女仔過嚟湊熱鬧,搞到我冇機會同Toby解釋...最重要嘅係...佢哋搞到我嘅校園生活亂晒呀!
自從嗰件事之後,班友就成日痴埋嚟,八婆堆裏面其中兩個,係Angela同Pinky,仲有兩個MK仔,Chris同埋Paul。你估我唔知佢哋想點呀?女嘅就肯定係嚟同Priscilla洗腦叫佢唔好同我一齊啦,事實係我根本冇同過佢一齊囉OK?你兩個死MK唔好過嚟溝Beverly呀,你夠膽掂佢我就打柒你哋,但係我、Priscilla、Beverly有啲難應付呢四條友,我叫埋Toby一齊埋堆先可以抗衡到佢哋。呢個情況持續咗好一段時間...最終,我嘅朋友圈由四個人變成為八個人...睇嚟嚟緊呢四個月有排我捱...Priscilla真係多謝你攪屎棍,俾全班知道我去咗你度,仲要影咗張咁令人誤會嘅相,你究竟諗乜架...
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